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46 thoughts on “I Gave My Goldfish $50,000 to Trade Stocks | Onlyinvesting.info”
  1. This video contained an advertisement for chrome about phishing security, nice…
    Also thank God I'm not an infant, now I can actually repeat what was done in this video xD

  2. The point of meme stock, from what I have seen, is you are artificially inflating a low value stock, and then gambling on when to cash out. So given how chaotic those jumpers were, there were likely many big winners for that side of things. But fish wins in stock longevity.

  3. If you ever do this again you should connect the sensor to your computer and have it automatically by the stock although that would be very difficult but you're Michael reeves prove to me you deserve that name.

  4. you should invest in underground goldfish sperm chugging comps. they chug baby paste made by goldfish and then whoever punches the goldfish hardest afterwards wins!11!11!1111

  5. It might sound stupid to learn an entire framework instead of just labeling a database yourself. But honestly, if I had to spend 5 hours looking at nothing but r/wallstreetbets posts, I’d probably want to shoot myself in the head.

  6. There I was, happily watching a fun video about a goldfish being a financial advisor, then… wham! That apartheid joke came out of nowhere.

    Now I feel bad for chuckling.😮

  7. To be fair, the WSB portfolio could’ve been so bad because the users Michael selected for his sentiment analysis decided to troll him, in classic Reddit stock bro fashion

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